The beginning......
I should have known better. I should have put my shoes back on and hauled ass!!
I should have ran and never looked back!
But he was so cute.
1/23/07 I met the man of my dreams. It was at a bar and when he came in it was like the parting of the red sea! I knew I had to know him. My girlfriend made me go out that night! I NEVER went out, I was in a slump. But I thank God I went! (I bitched nonstop till this point) I HAD TO KNOW HIM!!!!!!
So I stalked him! I introduced myself and said I liked his long hair, he touched my hair and it was over. I was done. Stick a fork in me and set me on a tarp! You NEVER touch a vulnerable girls hair!! You are totally banked in her "What would he be like in bed?" log.
He was surrounded by stuck in the 80's, big hair women when I walked up to him. That did not bother me at all..... ok, yes it did. Aquanet skanks!
I decided at that time it was a good moment to exit stage left.
This was the beautiful period of my space! I found his friend that was with him at the bar on my space! My girlfriend that was with me knew him! I figured if I was ever to find this stranger that I knew was my soul mate, he was my door to open! Apparently he remembered me! (This is one of husbands and my fav things to laugh about)
He asked me out about 5 times and my response EVERY time was "Will husband be there??"
He finally got the hint.
He passed my info on to husband and a date was immediately set! His butt wanted every ounce of my crazyness *wink*
We met at starbucks! I needed a public place because I am VERY protective of my vagina, and who knew if my soul mate was into making skin coats? "She puts the lotion in the basket" is not my thing.
He could tell I was scared to death. I almost felt like a school kid who was hot for teacher! Now i'm humming Van Halen. *SIT DOWN, WALDO* It would probably help you to know he was married once before, much calmer than I could EVER hope to be and 9 years my senior! He did everything he could to make me laugh.
We decided we did not want this date to end, it really was weird how we both just knew "this is it"!
We wound up at the movies to see Lake Placid pt2! Didn't watch a single minute of it.
He ended up proposing on 2/3/07! No, I am not kidding. I landed that fish like it was my job!
That is when I decided I should probably meet "the baggage".
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