Monday, February 16, 2015

2/16/2015

Let me start with a brief introduction/explanation.

I am a thirty-something mother of two who is married to my husband, and his mother.

When you get married, your life will NEVER be the same.

So you meet this man. He is perfect for you. His face, his heart, his sense of humor, his taste in music, his voice and dear God his skills in bed! You do not take into consideration that he comes with baggage! Baggage that will KILL dead the last "skill" mentioned.
You meet said baggage, and decided he is worth it!!!!! You love him, you want to grow old and die in his arms.

You have a child together.

Then you move the baggage in. She is old baggage and you feel bad she is lonely!
RED FLAG! RED FLAG! ABORT!! ABORT!! ABORT!!!!!!!!!!

This blog is how to survive "The baggage".

I am going to tell you my stories from day 1!
The day I should have known better, but was blinded by love!

This blog is for women, to learn what to watch for and how to protect yourself!
This blog is for mother-in-laws to take in to account how NOT to ruin your sons marriage!
This blog is for all men with mothers! YOU ALWAYS TAKE YOUR WIVES SIDE!!!! Dummies.
This blog is for me....... To help maintain sanity!

I look forward to blogging with you about my live in she-devil!

For privacy reasons we shall refer to me as ME or I!  husband, as husband! Daughter(6yrs), as daughter or crazy pants! Son(15yrs), as son or sometimes "The teen hell bent on making me nuttier than squirrel shit"! Wiley is our dog.
And finally, the one who is trying to test the fences for weak spots like a hungry wolf  ready to slaughter the unsuspecting lamb........ Roe or MIL!

Welcome to my blog. Fasten your seat belts and enjoy your ride on the crazy train!!

5 comments:

  1. Oh this is going to be a fun ride!!!

    Monica :)

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  2. I hope you enjoy! This is supposed to be a lighthearted view of life after marriage. Some will not see it that way. For those that live this and understand or like looking through the window into others insane lives..... You will love it! :)

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  3. I love it!! This is going to be fun, I can't wait :)

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  4. I can't wait to read. I'm sending the link to my mom too, who is stuck in MIL hell.

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  5. Thank you, everyone! I hope I do not disappoint! :)

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